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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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