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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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