Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.