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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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