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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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