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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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