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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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