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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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