Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.