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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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