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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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