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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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