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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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