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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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