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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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