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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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