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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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