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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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