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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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