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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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