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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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