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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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