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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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