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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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