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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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