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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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