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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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