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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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