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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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