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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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