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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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