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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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