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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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