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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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