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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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