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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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