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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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