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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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