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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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