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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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