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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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