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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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