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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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