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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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