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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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