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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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