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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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