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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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