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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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