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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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