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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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