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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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