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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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