Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.