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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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